Monday, April 14, 2003
Oh YAY it’s MONDAY! My most favoritest day of the fucking week god I hate you fucking Mondays.
Really shouldn’t complain since this week I have off most of Wed. and all of Thursday and Friday. But MAN if Monday still doesn’t suck my twat.
Had a fine weekend. Friday was spent fully drunk. Got home from work at 2:30pm and drank until 2:30am. It was seriously fun. Hung out with Kelly and her theater friends for a bit and then we went over to Paul’s pad and hung with him and Jen for awhile. We went to a bar and I was confronted with the “no-smoking” ban for the first time since it’s conception. Man, let me tell you, this law sucks my cock. In the two hours we were there, I went outside to have two smokes, but NEEDED to have at least 5. It made me furious not to be able to light up. But I obeyed the laws of the “man” and tried to pretend as though I am not as addicted as I really am. God this new law blows a dickhead!
Didn’t do much else for the rest of the weekend. Truly believed that I was starting up the Atkins diet today, so whether hungry or not, I went through my house and shoved every carbohydrate into my body. I ate almost every bite of my groceries. Tomorrow I FINALLY get paid at work, so I will immediately be going to the grocery store to buy tons of vegetables, meat, and eggs. I have spent the last hour researching this diet plan online and have to admit that it looks MUCH harder than I originally planned. You aren’t allowed to have any sugar, carbs, milk, or anything else that tastes great. Thing is, when I want to, I can be overly committed to anything I set my mind to. And I also think I should clarify something as well…
I am not doing Atkins because I am obese. I am not doing Atkins cuz I need to lose massive amounts of weight. I don’t seriously weigh enough for anyone to throw mud at me or poke my fat rolls in a cruelly obscene manner. What I want to do is change my eating habits. All I eat right now is cheeseburgers, pizza, and french fries, so it’s time that I start eating a lot more vegetables and a lot less carb. infested food. That’s why I thought that Atkins would be perfect! And so far it is. (Cept I have yet to eat anything today so I really can’t speak from experience just yet.) I need protein and I need some organic, straight from the earth nutrition. And that’s that. So, let’s see what I can do with this new eating regimen.
As for Dr. Atkins telling me that I can’t drink booze while on his diet plan, I say “Go fuck yourself”. Drinking is a must in ANY diet plan that Joe Cut the Shit does, so don’t worry…I am not taking myself TOO seriously.
Still not sure if Rita is coming to NYC this weekend or if I am going to Syracuse to see her. Will know by the end of today or tomorrow, I hope!
Had a good talk with my brother this morning, but I found that I had nothing to say. I kept thinking that I SHOULD have something to say, considering that in two weeks he will be leaving for Iraq for at least 6 months, but still…found myself blank. I tried not to lead on that I was braindead while we were on the phone and I am pretty sure he bought it for the most part. Mondays are hard for me to talk to anyone on the phone. Especially in the morning. My mind is always full of work-related things I need to do, and my co-workers seem to be excruciatingly annoying when I first walk in the office. But by 12pm, or so, things begin to settle down and I can get back to my usual routine of “Work hard for half an hour, Take a half an hour off”.
Winfield did let me know that he ships out on April 26th. A week from Saturday. Wow. He will be going to Lower Iraq, most likely in or around Basra. But that’s all we are allowed to know at this point. I don’t feel nearly as petrified as I did a couple of weeks ago. The war is starting to come to a close, you know? Yet, I am still nervous and feel as though I will carry underlying anxiety about this whole thing until he returns safe and sound. Naturally. Every email and phone call from him, while he is gone, is going to be so important though. NO matter how little I have to say on those days, I HAVE to come up with something to talk about.
MAN! Why am I such a schizo weirdo?!?! Can’t I just think normally like most people?? Why do I have to sit here and worry about what I am goi-
Ok, so done with that topic.
Next…
Did NOT see House of 1000 Corpses this weekend. Kelly totally would have gone with me, cept I made the decision to stay in my bed ALL day yesterday and could not be bothered with leaving to go 3 blocks to the theater. She came home with snacks and we curled up on my bed and watched Signs together. I just got the DVD from my mom, cept it seems to be all scratched up and we ended up having to order it from “Videos on Demand” through Time Warner. Whatever snores, the movie was great the 7th time I saw it and Kelly really liked it too. It’s a winner folks. If you haven’t seen it yet, go see it today. And if you didn’t like it, what kind of alien are YOU!?!?
This morning, though, I heard a review of …Corpses on the radio and they said that it is absolute “Carnage” and “nothing more than brutal murders”. And I say to that YAY! That’s EXACTLY what I was going to see it for! I love being a sick bastard. So THIS weekend I must see it. Must Must Must! Or like the Willard scandal of March, it will be pulled from the theater within the first 3 weeks. And that movie was good! (shifty eyed emoticon)
I just sat staring at my computer for at least 5 minutes without blinking or thinking a single real thought. No joke.
I think I could be a literal vegetable today. Maybe it’s cuz of the pending Atkins diet. Maybe you really are what you eat and my brain is turning into a mushy vegetable. Gosh, that’s interesting. Was I a french fry up until this point?? Well, yeah. Yeah I was. I never KNEW there was so much truth behind that little colloquialism.
Alright, time for lunch. I am very excited to eat a famous actor. For OBVIOUS reasons!
Really shouldn’t complain since this week I have off most of Wed. and all of Thursday and Friday. But MAN if Monday still doesn’t suck my twat.
Had a fine weekend. Friday was spent fully drunk. Got home from work at 2:30pm and drank until 2:30am. It was seriously fun. Hung out with Kelly and her theater friends for a bit and then we went over to Paul’s pad and hung with him and Jen for awhile. We went to a bar and I was confronted with the “no-smoking” ban for the first time since it’s conception. Man, let me tell you, this law sucks my cock. In the two hours we were there, I went outside to have two smokes, but NEEDED to have at least 5. It made me furious not to be able to light up. But I obeyed the laws of the “man” and tried to pretend as though I am not as addicted as I really am. God this new law blows a dickhead!
Didn’t do much else for the rest of the weekend. Truly believed that I was starting up the Atkins diet today, so whether hungry or not, I went through my house and shoved every carbohydrate into my body. I ate almost every bite of my groceries. Tomorrow I FINALLY get paid at work, so I will immediately be going to the grocery store to buy tons of vegetables, meat, and eggs. I have spent the last hour researching this diet plan online and have to admit that it looks MUCH harder than I originally planned. You aren’t allowed to have any sugar, carbs, milk, or anything else that tastes great. Thing is, when I want to, I can be overly committed to anything I set my mind to. And I also think I should clarify something as well…
I am not doing Atkins because I am obese. I am not doing Atkins cuz I need to lose massive amounts of weight. I don’t seriously weigh enough for anyone to throw mud at me or poke my fat rolls in a cruelly obscene manner. What I want to do is change my eating habits. All I eat right now is cheeseburgers, pizza, and french fries, so it’s time that I start eating a lot more vegetables and a lot less carb. infested food. That’s why I thought that Atkins would be perfect! And so far it is. (Cept I have yet to eat anything today so I really can’t speak from experience just yet.) I need protein and I need some organic, straight from the earth nutrition. And that’s that. So, let’s see what I can do with this new eating regimen.
As for Dr. Atkins telling me that I can’t drink booze while on his diet plan, I say “Go fuck yourself”. Drinking is a must in ANY diet plan that Joe Cut the Shit does, so don’t worry…I am not taking myself TOO seriously.
Still not sure if Rita is coming to NYC this weekend or if I am going to Syracuse to see her. Will know by the end of today or tomorrow, I hope!
Had a good talk with my brother this morning, but I found that I had nothing to say. I kept thinking that I SHOULD have something to say, considering that in two weeks he will be leaving for Iraq for at least 6 months, but still…found myself blank. I tried not to lead on that I was braindead while we were on the phone and I am pretty sure he bought it for the most part. Mondays are hard for me to talk to anyone on the phone. Especially in the morning. My mind is always full of work-related things I need to do, and my co-workers seem to be excruciatingly annoying when I first walk in the office. But by 12pm, or so, things begin to settle down and I can get back to my usual routine of “Work hard for half an hour, Take a half an hour off”.
Winfield did let me know that he ships out on April 26th. A week from Saturday. Wow. He will be going to Lower Iraq, most likely in or around Basra. But that’s all we are allowed to know at this point. I don’t feel nearly as petrified as I did a couple of weeks ago. The war is starting to come to a close, you know? Yet, I am still nervous and feel as though I will carry underlying anxiety about this whole thing until he returns safe and sound. Naturally. Every email and phone call from him, while he is gone, is going to be so important though. NO matter how little I have to say on those days, I HAVE to come up with something to talk about.
MAN! Why am I such a schizo weirdo?!?! Can’t I just think normally like most people?? Why do I have to sit here and worry about what I am goi-
Ok, so done with that topic.
Next…
Did NOT see House of 1000 Corpses this weekend. Kelly totally would have gone with me, cept I made the decision to stay in my bed ALL day yesterday and could not be bothered with leaving to go 3 blocks to the theater. She came home with snacks and we curled up on my bed and watched Signs together. I just got the DVD from my mom, cept it seems to be all scratched up and we ended up having to order it from “Videos on Demand” through Time Warner. Whatever snores, the movie was great the 7th time I saw it and Kelly really liked it too. It’s a winner folks. If you haven’t seen it yet, go see it today. And if you didn’t like it, what kind of alien are YOU!?!?
This morning, though, I heard a review of …Corpses on the radio and they said that it is absolute “Carnage” and “nothing more than brutal murders”. And I say to that YAY! That’s EXACTLY what I was going to see it for! I love being a sick bastard. So THIS weekend I must see it. Must Must Must! Or like the Willard scandal of March, it will be pulled from the theater within the first 3 weeks. And that movie was good! (shifty eyed emoticon)
I just sat staring at my computer for at least 5 minutes without blinking or thinking a single real thought. No joke.
I think I could be a literal vegetable today. Maybe it’s cuz of the pending Atkins diet. Maybe you really are what you eat and my brain is turning into a mushy vegetable. Gosh, that’s interesting. Was I a french fry up until this point?? Well, yeah. Yeah I was. I never KNEW there was so much truth behind that little colloquialism.
Alright, time for lunch. I am very excited to eat a famous actor. For OBVIOUS reasons!
